- When you own a beard you shave less, conserving water and limiting waste.
- You can give beard burns.™
- During the winter it's like having a scarf on your face.
- Girls like beards.
- You can put pencils or other writing utensils in it if you don't have pockets.
- You can deflect errant frisbees bent on destruction.
- Beards make you 63% more likely to win staring contests
- If you get stuck in a tower, you can braid your beard into a rope and escape. This is known as the beardpunzel manuever.
- If you fall on your face, your beard is 17% more likely to prevent road rash, and may actually give the road a beard burn; hence gravel.
- In the 1800's beards were uses as emergency fuel for locomotives. That's the actually the reason why man conductors at the time had long sideburns, and not a full beard.
- I once saw a beard jump off a man's face, put a gorilla in a head lock, steal it's bananas and then return all before my jaw hit the ground.
- If you take a core sample from a strand of beard, you will find the exact same composition as a primordial planet. There are rumors that Mount Everest is Earth's goatee.
- A rope made out of an adult male beard is 32 times as strong as steel. And 1000 times better looking.
- Japanese ninjas plucked out beard hair and used it as throwing darts. Truth.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Fun Facts About Beards!
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