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Does anyone else think it is highly ironic that Lars (the drummer from Metallica) asked for a free copy of the Metallica Guitar Hero game? For those of you not making the connection Lars was the one that started the lawsuit against the original Napster for distributing songs for free. Lars is also a multi millionaire. Hmmph.

The Matrix has you

Sometimes when you run around like you are in the matrix, your shoe comes untied and you fall. Lesson learned: don't wear untied shoes

Fun Facts About Beards!

1. When you own a beard you shave less, conserving water and limiting waste.
2. You can give beard burns.™
3. During the winter it's like having a scarf on your face.
4. Girls like beards.
5. You can put pencils or other writing utensils in it if you don't have pockets.
6. You can deflect errant frisbees bent on destruction.
7. Beards make you 63% more likely to win staring contests
8. If you get stuck in a tower, you can braid your beard into a rope and escape. This is known as the beardpunzel manuever.
9. If you fall on your face, your beard is 17% more likely to prevent road rash, and may actually give the road a beard burn; hence gravel.
10. In the 1800's beards were uses as emergency fuel for locomotives. That's the actually the reason why man conductors at the time had long sideburns, and not a full beard.
11. I once saw a beard jump off a man's face, put a gorilla in a head lock, steal it's bananas and then return all before my jaw hit the ground.
12. If you take a core sample from a strand of beard, you will find the exact same composition as a primordial planet. There are rumors that Mount Everest is Earth's goatee.
13. A rope made out of an adult male beard is 32 times as strong as steel. And 1000 times better looking.
14. Japanese ninjas plucked out beard hair and used it as throwing darts. Truth.

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Hello all, welcome to my little slice of chaos. I'll try to post regularly and hopefully you like my stuff more than you dislike it. Hahah enjoy.